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Holy shizzaneig! Hold up in court? Mate…
…Well it does have a slight ring to it, as if the main protagonist of this blog is indeed a lawyer!
Anyway, should I ever need to pursue some quick lawsuit money, I’ll put my name in the ring and let you bloke(ette)s box me down to size…and you said NZers at large have issues dealing with criticism
Thank you for the kind offer of a little light-hearted libel, but I’m afraid that, although the lawsuit money may indeed be quick, it’ll only be the few sticky coins, a loose button, and small amount of lint that I recently emptied out of my pockets.